“Blessed be the Ghostwriter - he who is fated for obscurity and lonely anonymity, laboring to tell your tale. He is a medium, a canvas, a ghost. His palette is limitless. His repertoire is boundless. He is circumscribed only by the confines of your imagination — thus, he is infinite. One day, he is a Warhol; the next day, a Ninja Turtle. His humble lot, his sacrifice, his duty, is to wander immortal through oblivion, telling stories. All but his own.”

-The Ghostwriter’s Prayer, St. Thomas Aquinas